{"product_id":"thanks-for-not-swallowing-tee","title":"Thanks for NOT swallowing Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eA soft, garment-dyed tee that wears like a lived-in favorite. This relaxed-fit cotton shirt drapes casually over the body and carries a playful, handwritten tribute across the chest — a bright ‘THANKS FOR’ headline, a tiny smiling sperm sketch, and a cheeky ‘Happy Mothers Day!’ beneath. The heavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton and double-needle stitching give this tee substance and durability, while the post-construction dye creates a gentle, broken-in color and texture that only improves with each wash. Wear it to brunch, family visits, or low-key celebrations when you want to bring warmth with a wink and a touch of handmade charm.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight (6.1 oz) for durability and a substantial hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, lived-in color and texture.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric and sizes S–4XL (select partners).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched hems for cleaner look and long life.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Sewn-in label and available in 58 color options to match your style.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not bleach\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":42354163155019,"sku":"16219926134194332440","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":42354163187787,"sku":"18931889367011623805","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":42354163220555,"sku":"15512662823988186765","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42354163253323,"sku":"92826783759422149119","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42354163286091,"sku":"55401388508677721577","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42354163318859,"sku":"27299154238658752736","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0665\/3008\/2891\/files\/6773233014086755639_2048.jpg?v=1776537384","url":"https:\/\/thesassshop.com\/products\/thanks-for-not-swallowing-tee","provider":"The Sass Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}